Frost is on the grass every morning now, and today there was mist on my way to work. Yesterday I wore sandals, and my toes froze. I knew it was a foolish notion, but I had just painted my toenails; 'And what,' said Lasaraleen, 'is the good of a new dress if no one's going to see it?'
The nice thing about the second trimester is that I'm not really into maternity clothes yet - next size up, normal clothes, works fine on most things, especially with low-rise pants and skirts. Yesterday Becky brought me a whole bag of pants she no longer wore, and it felt like Christmas as I dumped them out across the bed. Michael stood by and offered commentary - 'No good - those don't have any belt loops. How do you expect them to stay up?' This in reference to an ongoing conversation we have about belts, begun in an IM chat once when I remarked, 'Weirdness. Can you imagine pants not staying up without a belt?' I contend that belts are a mere accessory, nothing more than an ornamental flourish, while Michael thinks they actually hold pants up. One morning, soon after we were married, I told him, 'You know, girls don't put on their pants that wasteful way, one leg at a time. We jump into them both feet at once! Twice as fast!' I haven't managed to convince him of this yet, however.
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
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Are we going to get to see any pictures of a pregnant Rose? - SEM
Holy Toledo! I'm constantly amazed at what I learn I should be doing as a girl. I've rarely considered putting both legs into my pants at the same time... maybe that's b/c I'm not a morning person, and can't think clearly enough to do anything but bare necessities!
Long live Lasarleen! The best character in the entire Chronicles :) --DJ
I'm still trying to figure out how to put both legs in at the same time and still be able to pull up the jeans without having to levitate off the floor or bed. Obviously, Rose, you're a sight more coordinated than a couple of Jones girls. Either that or you have a better command of the Force. -- SJ
A pregnant friend recently told me that her pants were getting tight and hurting her but she then learned a "trick" from another friend: Take a rubber band, attach it to the button on your pants, loop it through the hold and attach it back to the button. This will add several sizes to your pants. I thought that was a very creative and clever idea - not that I've ever had reason to try it. :) -Amy
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